My name is Octavia Eleanor Adelle Lilith Saunders n i hav wayvee natual red hair that reaches hav down my back and blu eyes like the colour of the see.  i am vry petty and alot of ppl say I look like Jessica Biel only with red hair and blue eyes like the sea.  im from England and I speek with a British acent but I moved to the United States to Washington DC and I just got hared at the Jeffersonian wich is a museum or someting were they do forensical stuff and they hav alot of bones and ded ppl there.

I walked in the Jefersonian n I saw Angela who is this chick tht drawws pics and some stuf with compoters n makes piktures of ded pepl.  She is sort of pritty but not as pritty as me anyway she is like older den me I’m only 23 but I alredy gradyuated at Oxford in Englund because I am really smart and all my teachers liked me.  Anyway I walked in sexily n i saw angela and she said “hi Octavia I luv yor outfit you looke awesom”

“Thanks” i said evn thou I alredy new i look awsome.  I was wering this relly nice dark blue skirt that went all the way to my knees (which suks becasue i hav really nice legs and i want 2 show them of but i wore a longer skirt becuz i didtn want to get fired for beng 2 sexy!) and a nice blue tshirt thaty mathed the colour of my eyes and had buttons up the front and som high heels that had straps arond my ankel.  I lookexd really proffessional.  I also had some nice silver like earings and a silver necklace and braselets on

I went over 2 where Brennan and Zack and Hodgins were doing some importrant stuff to a skelton and they all turned 2 c me when i walkd in becuz I m so hawt

“Oh hai octvaia” sad zeack.  “do you want me 2 get yu som coffee?” he asked cuz I was sexxxi and he probadly wanted in my pantz

“yes plz zack thnx alot” i said ack.  Then he left and went 2get me cofee

Brennan smiled and sad “u lok really great today Octaivia”

“thanks” i said.  I smiled 2.  “so do yu Dr Breanann.”

“thanx.  Maybe latr do u want 2 go out with me and get coffee?” she asked like shyly

I grined happly.  “yes i wood luv 2 get sum cofflee wiht u!”

She blushed a little bit  “good.”

n then zack came bck wit me cofee that he went 2 ghet me and hodgins came back 2 becas he went 2 go talk 2 Anglea about somthing rally quick, and when they came back we all started loking at the bones becuz it was impotent 2.

Hodgins pointed sat one of the bones.  “that one is broken”

Brannan lookd at the bowne.  “it looks like the brake happened b4 she deid.”

I said “this bone is briken to” and i pointed too a boone by the ribs.

“yes” sad Beannen thinking.  “i wonder what broked it”

Zanck and Hodgens and everyone thought about what might brake a bione liek that.

I sad “maybe it was a hammar.”

Everyone nodd4d “yes a hammer mihgt brek it like tha”

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We woorked on da bones for a cuple hrs and den brennen sed that it was lunchtiem and every1 left and me an Brennan went 2 go get coffee.  We went 2 a nice coffee plaace on da cawrner and sat down nd boys looked at me because i was sexy

“You are so smrt” said Brennan.  “u muest hav dunn relly good in skool.”

“yes” i said “i did do pretty good in shcool.  I gradiated on top of most of my clases that i was in.”

“wow thats pretty impressiv Ocatvia” siad Brenner.  “i bet u had a lot of d8s too becuz u r so prety” she blushed.

I blushed 2.  “well i had sum but no 1 as prertty or smrt as you Dctr Brenan.”

She loked at me with her georgus bleu eyes...........................and then are coffees came!!

“thanks” i sed to the watress because i like to be Polish becuz i was raised to hav god manners.

We where drinkign are coffee and then...................................BOOTH CAme!

Booth ran in the room and eh wuz flailing hid arms evrywere and he expelled my coffee everwhere!

“HEY!” i yielded and jamped UP.  “u almost got som on me!”

“Srry” he sad “but dis iz vry impotent!”

“wat is it Both?” askd Branan all concerned like and worried a little.

“thay founded a ded pearson!”

“HOLY SHIT@!” exclamed Brenan “we better go tere!”

n so we wents 2 wear the dead persun wuz n we loked at tha ded person ann it waz...................................CAM!!!11!